Hot as the Hobs of Hell

What a weekend! I spent it holed up in my bedroom with the above device. We got along fine, but I kept insisting it work harder to cool me off. Luckily, we became friends as I saw very few humans for two days.  I ventured out for dinner and couldn't wait to get back to my appliance. Bill fitted it in March with a bespoke hole in the bedroom window.  Looks like it will be called to service again as temperatures creep up into the nineties. The municipal pool took mercy on us and opened early for the season. My goal is very cleat. Get across that pool without a noodle. Fear will need to be tricked again. I hope I win!